#and it's a bloody long way

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"But of course, you know that as you worked with him for five years."

Leverage Redemption S01E08 The Mastermind Job.

[lovethebadguy]

[the-writer-nerd-ro]

I was not at all interested in seeing Gladiator II on account of the fact I never watched the first one but we ended up getting tickets for the wrong day for the movie we wanted to see, and we were already at the theater, so we watched it

And let me tell you, those awful twin emperors lit a fire in my brain. Every time they were on screen and every time the other villain was on screen I was having a great time. Fred Hechinger and Joseph Quinn ate and left no crumbs

[corey-wh0re]

Do you mind? I have my own mouth, thank you. Lori Hallier as Sarah in My Bloody Valentine (1981) | written by John Beaird & directed by George Mihalka

[h-didanart]

I saw the confession blog ask, and I am kindly asking for the kitty moons

Oh yeah, that

Ahem, the creator of “Bloodmoon RETIRED?! In VRChat” (I forgot to make a fake thumbnail for that) brings you a new exciting episode! (Whose thumbnail I also forgot)

Bloodmoon TURNS INTO A CAT?! In VRChat

Expect to see this written out at some point in the future, there will be fluff, Solbro behavior, Sun getting a sliver of revenge on the twins because let’s be honest they aren’t the greatest people, more fluff, and maybe, just maybe, if the stars align and all the components come together, pet regression

And now imma ramble about their design ok—

They needed to have long hair, I can’t explain why, they just had to. So I looked up long haired fluffy cats, there were Ragdolls and Persians and Maine Coons but the one I went with was Turkish Angora. They are athletic, they are agile, have long hair, and despite being known for their white coats come in various different coat colors.

Bloodmoon specifically has a mostly black coat with bits of red over their face and legs and tail, with a white snout and belly. Their hair is matted on some places and their whiskers are bent oddly. They struggle a bit to walk and hate the feeling of the tangles. Overall these translations indicate the twins aren’t really in good shape. Oh yeah, they have prosthetics too, the repairs had to be translated somehow, so they’re a double amputee cat. And I’m thinking of making their left eye a prosthetic as well or just not having them have it. Do cats get glass eyes? I don’t think they do… Either way, Harvest likes these legs way more than what they have in their actual body.

In regards of cat behavior, they are very much a feral cat, untrusting of people, defensive, the like.

They exclusively only meow at Solar and let him pet them and carry them and stuff because, y’know, trust. Granted they do spend some time during their transformation mad at him because they think he caused this somehow— which he actually didn’t —but end up kinda just accepting it and rolling with it.

Speaking of their time spent, let’s talk about how this plays out!

So Bloodmoon’s in the Daycare helping Solar do stuff, they take a detour through the ball pit to avoid passing through the area separating the play structures, then boom, portal malfunction, they’re a cat now. Solar immediately runs to see if they’re ok, and ends up almost dying of laughter at seeing them like a cat, they struggle to get out of the ball pit and Solar picks them up, still laughing.

Due to the laughter the twins believe Solar to have caused this but unfortunately can’t ask or communicate that thought at the moment, they cannot speak as a cat. They grumpily lay on Sol’s arms as he carries them to the front desk. Solar tries to figure out how long they’ll stay like that, having gone through this with the whole family already, all the while Bloodmoon tries to get adjusted to their new body, kinda freaking out upon realizing they had leg prosthetics but quickly getting used to them, the fact Harvest doesn’t feel like shit when looking at the legs definitely helping that.

After a bit Solar turns to the twins and tells them that apparently they’ll stay like that for a few hours, at which point Bloodmoon realizes that Solar probably didn’t play a prank on them, they hop off the desk and start circling Solar, wanting to go do something, before being abruptly cut off by Sun entering the Daycare and accidentally hitting them with the door.

Sun immediately starts apologizing to the cute little kitty and trying to soothe them, the twins start hissing and backing away the second they regain their bearings. Solar picks them up, quickly explaining that the cute little kitty was actually Bloodmoon. Sun grimaces at that before tilting his head and finding amusement in their predicament. The twins hiss at him.

Despite not getting along at all Sun does start to fuzz over Bloodmoon, seeing their matted hair and bent whiskers, and offers to help Solar care for them. Solar looks down at the twins who give him a ‘for the love of god do not leave us alone with this guy’ look, and asks if maybe Sun could just tell him what to do.

Cue Sun helping Solar brush the twin’s hair, getting them some cat food, and taking a bunch of blackmail material pictures. By the time Sun leaves he finds he actually kinda enjoyed being around Bloodmoon. To quote him directly: “I see how you got attached to them now”

And then Bloodmoon would hang around Solar in the Theatre, watching as he restocked the shelves and greeted people and the like. By the end of Solar’s shift, the twins are curled up on his lap getting pet as they start falling asleep.

And it is then that they turn back to normal.

Solar is startled by the sudden shift but overall glad that the twins were back to how they were. He nudges them awake, trying to tell them that they were normal again. They kinda just sleepily look up at him before nuzzling against his chest and curling up once more. They’re still purring. Sol tries to shake them awake again but is once again startled, only now by a small meow from the smaller bot. And so he sits there for who knows how long

Turns out Bloody and Harvest like being cats.

Who would’ve thunk it?

[stillprettyunoriginal]

Names are so vital. So important and held to who a person is and gods Claude who has known Jericho through being far closer to Simon than himself now; through Jericho and the taking of his FACE through having to take in the mind of bloody fucking Martin. If names bring power, what sort of humanity does it draw out of a person when they’ve seen you try on a good couple. Maybe I’m just in my own head about this but truly, there are versions and layers of learning and change to the Jericho we know now, and after a certain point? If we move past his childhood? Claude has been there for nearly all of them besides the tubs. When he lost Kassie there was someone else and this one hasn’t LEFT through his learning and hasn’t died through him stumbling into the world and overall at his side. He has truly been one of the people closest to him. One of the closest you could get, at the very least, when you wear the face of a tormentor and feel your gut twisted by their own memories of their hatred of you or how you her them, and you can’t remember a world without that hurt. I’m never going to heal from these two I swear it.

(also the taking of Martin’s face is destructive to my mental health rip someone please save me it ruins me every time I remember it, n WONDER he had brother issues dude)

[maingh0st]

@belabellissima's tags on this post deserve a post of their own, i—

[ganondoodle]

hope everyone had alright holidays!

a few days ago when we were driving home in the dark in windy and rainy weather after getting two of my siblings from the train we, for the first time in my lifetime im pretty sure, hit a deer that was crossing the street, none of us saw them before they got caught in the headlights and the first one made it over but we werent yet slow enough to not hit the second one ...

the deer lived but was kinda stunned, my dad pushed it off the street and while we were still on the phone with police it got up and ran away but my parents car got damaged and while its still drivable there are several parts that got bent and since its an older model too it might be hard to get it repaired

anyway, i didnt know deer fur was that grey until i saw it stuck to our bumper :(

merry crisis

[ace-the-fox]

Hcs of Mpreg latter (howdy’s brother) of Mpreg beeya (howdy’s brother in law and seeya husband)

@boomerroomer

Hi!!! Sorry, FINALLY getting to these. Thought I'd stick them together because they both involve the same character in some way lol.

I couldn't find all that much on them bar from Tumblr, and I also haven't actually been following Welcome Home in AGES lmao, but I have some notes and some art to make up for it :D

(Cba to find my banner but, as always, ⚠️SFW INTERACTION ONLY⚠️)

He looks grumpy, but he's excited I promise :)

Latter Pillar

He's just busy coming up with a sophisticated, poetic baby name lol

From what I can tell, he seems a bit... left out in the family. He hopes starting a new one will make him feel less lonely :)

He's hoping for a girl, but it doesn't really matter <3

Beeya and Seeya

(Pretty sure they canonically have twins lol)

Seeya gets big baby brain lol. For the last few months, she spends it doing the nursery, buying baby clothes, thinking up names.

Beeya's happy too, ofc, but twin pregnancy is draining and sometimes it is a bit... much

She rubs his sore back in return, so it's not all bad lol

[turianmailman]

Some stardew AU character profiles! Been exploring Rue and Mytho a lot recently (finally)

[humberg]

It's not just ghosts that haunt Halloween.

[howdoispectate]

WATCH WHERE YOUR BOMBS ARE GOING!

[Character on Left is a newer guy, Allan. Character on Right is Rocker.]

[bite-the-bloody-hand]

[vickysaurus-art]

(· “If I’m so weak, why are you the one lying flat on the ground?”)

The Princess: “I won’t be for much longer. I’m ready to crush you whenever you want.”

The Narrator: “Despite her words, the Princess makes no effort to get up, stirring a little to make herself more comfortable in your lap instead as she grins up at you.”

The Princess: “Gonna be an easy fight. You’re soft. But right now, I’m not complaining. You're comfy. Maybe when I’m done with you I’ll pluck you and make a nice soft pillow from these lovely feathers to remember how this feels.”

From Kiss the Adversary and the Eye of the Needle.

[zeb-z]

The knife being given to Ron for him to use in the kitchen instead of being used against him as intended was so good. It was Cellbit’s knife before it was Bad’s, his sort of reassurance and comfort during triggering or stressful moments, as well as a reminder of what he wants to avoid reverting back to. A knife that gave him options.

The way that knife symbolized extremes and bloody decisions, given to Bad to carry out the actions Cellbit suspected of him, that of which Cellbit would not do but would look the other way of, knowing well what sorts of violence Bad can commit.

Bad never uses it. As much as everyone expects him to, he instead gives it to Ron for its intended purpose. Just like instead of having killed him, or as heavily implied, eating him, he had taken Ron somewhere safe.

Idk something about how characters come back from extremes, and the other islanders help in this. Baghera helping Bad settle on helping Ron escape. Cellbit’s family helping to keep him choosing the better options, striving for something level headed and rational, at the very least. Something about how people can do terrible things, but then they can do better and work to correct for what they’ve done, how forgiveness isn’t impossible and reformation is in reach.

Something about Cell’s knife, clean and newly sharpened, stored in a drawer in Ron’s kitchen, now used for gentle things.

[isdalinarhot]

okok this is not the state i wanted to make this post in (i wanted to make it while sober so i could make it sound respectable to a normal audience) but. yesterday i got a lot of tags on my teftdeadwifeposting like. when is there going to be a cosmere WOMAN who is having female manpain about the loss of her HUSBAND! and i really hate to say this but its already happened. its ialai. ialai grieves torol (god it feels so gross calling him torol. but they have the same last names so). she takes over amarams fail secret society to do secret society things because its what sadeas would have wanted, apparently. she drinks wine all day in her sad little shattered plains cave. she loses a significant amount of weight. nobody else cares that sadeas died. but ialai cares. ialai cares so goddamn much. and shes doing her best to scheme and plot her way to doing something concrete. but she dies before she can do this. anyway the sadeases are such a functional m/f couple which you would not expect when 50% of your relationship is sadeas